Episode #2080: Magix The Gathering
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2016
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Luke shares his 17-point plan for happiness as it relates to bedding. An appliance in Andrew's new apartment is changing his life forever. Plus, the Internet ruins the name of an amazing floating laboratory, Twitter celebrates the anniversary of the first tweet, and the government is trying to get its hands on the money of a train-stealing folk hero. Also, an introduction to Maureen McGovern.
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| 0:00.0 | You can learn about anything in this world if you just follow my little trick. |
| 0:07.0 | We learn our facts by associating countries with music. |
| 0:13.0 | One, two, three. |
| 0:16.0 | Albania, Albania, you border on the Adriatic. |
| 0:27.0 | Your land is mostly mountainous, and your chief export is Chrome. |
| 0:37.0 | TVTN! |
| 0:42.0 | I'm learning! |
| 0:45.0 | You're so surreal, but at the same time, they were so real. |
| 0:52.0 | And at the same time, they were so surreal. |
| 0:57.0 | But at the same time, they were so real. |
| 1:03.0 | I never suspected you had a brain. |
| 1:06.0 | I just want to use my muscles and my mind and open up shop right here and be your number one guy using my muscles and my mind. |
| 1:13.0 | I don't know how that sound from your end. |
| 1:15.0 | Sound a great out here, you want another? |
| 1:16.0 | Now if that works for you, we're fine. |
| 1:18.0 | I'll get on my end. |
| 1:19.0 | All right, that's a take. |
| 1:22.0 | I don't want to start to show off my sharp shooting, our introductory tape. |
| 1:31.0 | I'm pretty sure Albania's chief export at this point is podcasting. |
| 1:36.0 | I almost spent my life on that. |
| 1:39.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:47.0 | The most common side effect is diarrhea, sometimes severe. |
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