Good evening, America. This is Arthur Bond from Shore to Shore. And this is too beautiful to live.

If you live east or west of the Mason-Dixon line, die a lot of wildcard line at 206-414-TBTL.

Once again, if you live in the mountains above the tree line, the number is 206-414-TBTL.

I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal. Crash into me! Crash into me!

I love you. Oh my god, with your cheekbones and your guitar playing, and it's all very,

very attractive and very, very talented. What have you got to say for yourselves?

It's hammer time. In the shame that this kind of thing has come up. It's what the Bible calls

is an abomination. So what if I smell like roast beef? There's no place smells like roast beef?

I can't get tired of myself. I can't get tired of myself. I can't get tired of my joy now.

This is how it looks like.

That is a very common reaction. When people find out that they've arrived at a Tuesday

afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. A beautifully

wrapped, glossy, sweet smelling show. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I have one simple

promise to you on this Tuesday. I won't trash talk. I won't be out there blowharden.

Maybe a little blowharden. We'll see. We'll see how the hour goes. If this is episode

two thousand and eighty one in a collector's series coming to you from the top of Alabama Hill

in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City Paddog. Paddog is MIA. I'll tell you what. Paddog.

Paddog had quite an adventurous morning. Here's the thing. There's many a deer that likes to hang

out in our neighbor's yard. Why? Because our neighbor feeds them. Our neighbor's also I think

about ninety four and so if feeding the deer makes her happy, I say feed the deer.

But when we get the dog from the house to the car, there's always a fear that she will see the

deer and go running for them. So we've always been very disciplined. We've always had her

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