Episode #2079: Don't Tell Mom The Hoagiesitter's Dead
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2016
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew say a tearful farewell to StuBot and St. Paul (the city, not the saint, ya goofs). They piece together the previous night's St. Patrick's Day antics, which took place at the best Polish bar in America. Plus, Hulk Hogan vs Gawker and a crazy story about a boater who saved his own life (in part) by turning his t-shirt into a pair of pants.
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| 0:00.0 | This team is hot, they're coming off strong |
| 0:03.6 | Got Kelly at the wheel and they can't hold on |
| 0:06.8 | Lack of strength ahead, keep on the right track |
| 0:10.0 | The road's getting shorter and there ain't no turning back |
| 0:13.0 | Cause it's dry time, 91 |
| 0:16.0 | Cheer for Minnesota cause the race is on |
| 0:20.0 | Dry time has become the twins are off the run |
| 0:24.0 | In 1991 |
| 0:28.0 | We got puncher Jack Macchilli, will they push tap |
| 0:32.0 | Horror blind now and gags |
| 0:34.0 | Herb and will is cheating bags |
| 0:36.0 | Back in there, I ain't exception |
| 0:38.0 | Teddy and Pedro and she |
| 0:39.0 | Guthrie West and the rest |
| 0:41.0 | Don't you know we've had the best |
| 0:43.0 | Dry time, 91 |
| 0:45.0 | Cheer for Minnesota cause the race is on |
| 0:48.0 | Dry time has become the twins are off the run |
| 0:53.0 | In 1991 |
| 0:55.0 | TVTL |
| 0:59.0 | I'll never forget these afternoons we've had |
| 1:03.0 | I don't think I've ever known such peace and happiness in my life |
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