Manyapolis has declared an emergency, but you won't get towed if you listen to me.

Your car is on, there's no emergency route, move it by 9 or you're gonna shout.

They towed my car, they took it away, it's at the impound lot of now I gotta pay.

The place to be tonight by 9 is the even side of the residential line.

Tomorrow after 8 if you need to go out,

it's okay to park on a snow emergency route.

But at the same time they'll be towed in a way cause that it left next to a parkway.

Tomorrow night after 8 the rules go away but they'll be back the very next day.

The next morning at 8 the rule to abide is that your car must be on the odd side.

That night at 8 the rules go away and they stabilize the very next day.

We're made in the morning here's how it goes, get on the even side.

Till the next time it snows.

Because of the snow don't get you the tow trucks will and it's the impound lot they like to fill.

So heed my words don't be a sap.

To the dance we call the snow emergency rap, rap, rap.

I'm the president of rap music and I need to work with you right away.

This is the real thing, this is the necessary off of our time.

This needs respect.

Please don't play this on the radio.

The story of this situation is it's extremely personal.

Let the filibustering begin.

This is actually my Thursday you guys so that would mean it's time for a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL.

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