Episode #2075: Don't Sweat The Small Plates (And They're All Small Plates)
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2016
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew meet-up in St. Paul, Minnesota, and record their show in the stately studios of American Public Media. They discuss Luke's health, which seems to be failing him at the worst possible moment, and their new-found love of skyways. Plus, Richard Simmons insists that he is not a prisoner in his own home, and we hear a listener's spooky ghost story.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, Sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls |
| 0:04.8 | Where the women are robust the men are pink cheeked and the children are pink cheeked and robust |
| 0:12.2 | At the Apple biscuit cafe where the smiles are free, you don't you know |
| 0:17.6 | Spending quests study the menu and finally he ordered the same thing he has every day |
| 0:23.5 | What the hell so funny TVTL |
| 0:35.5 | Do you hear the what about the guy couldn't afford personalized plates? |
| 0:38.5 | So he went and changed his name to J3L to 404 |
| 0:42.8 | Yeah, that's a good one. I thought that was some of the funniest. I've heard you guys do it a long time |
| 0:48.2 | I was L-O-L-A |
| 0:51.0 | This is the place to get something so different so beautiful the quality |
| 0:58.3 | Unbelievable, I see you exhaling, sir |
| 1:00.8 | We're gonna be with you in just a moment. You've got to be patient, okay? We're very very sorry our apologies |
| 1:05.7 | We apologize to you. You will not have to wait that much longer at |
| 1:11.8 | All you come out you say hello. You start the show. Here's the show. What's the mystery? Let's get to the jokes |
| 1:21.5 | Me me maimomu me me sorry just doing a little vocal warm-up here right at the top of a Monday |
| 1:29.4 | Afternoon edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live shame on everybody |
| 1:36.7 | Involve it's episode |
| 1:39.4 | 2075 in a collector series. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
| 1:43.6 | Hey, you'll fit my name |
| 1:46.5 | We are coming to you today from the palatial studios of |
| 1:51.4 | Minnesota public radio in St. Paul, Minnesota |
| 1:55.6 | Being here at a real broadcast facility is fun, but it also brings with it certain rules |
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