Episode #2074: Clown Prince of The Moondoggers

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Andrew picks the World's Worst Place to try and record his part of the show, and gets things off to a bad start with his new neighbors. Plus, TBTL says adios to Johnny Football, and The Most Interesting Man on Earth. Plus, OPP: Barking Dog Edition.

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0:00.0	What did you think about the ride?
0:02.0	It was great, and apparently, I've never been on live television before, but apparently sometimes I don't watch the news.
0:14.0	Because I'm a kid and apparently every time, apparently grandpa just gives me a remote after he watched a power ball.
0:21.0	It's the power ball.
0:23.0	Tell me about the ride, what do you think about the ride?
0:26.0	It was great!
0:28.0	Because apparently, you're spinning around, and apparently every time you get dizzy, the soliest dudes get dizzy.
0:38.0	Yeah, and apparently, I only went down the super slide, and when I went down the wall, I was scared half the death.
0:46.0	I just freak out.
0:48.0	Now, many, many people have questions and very serious questions.
0:58.0	You heard what he said?
1:00.0	Did you hear what he said?
1:01.0	Yes, I heard what he said.
1:03.0	Doesn't make any difference what he says?
1:06.0	Does it?
1:07.0	No!
1:08.0	He's mine!
1:10.0	He's been mine for years!
1:12.0	And I'm gonna hold on to him!
1:14.0	You'll never get him!
1:16.0	It's like Hannibal Lecter had sex with a car alarm, and they're offspring made a baby with the ghost of Saddam Hussein.
1:22.0	This is my sandbox.
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