Episode #2076: Yup and Nup

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

It's Day 2 of TBTL's great St. Paul road trip, but Luke's failing vocal chords force the team to take some drastic measures. Topics include a fight over a Minneapolis street name, why airships don't get the credit (nor the comeback) they deserve, and a Chicago man arrested for scrambling people's cellphone signals.

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0:00.0	New from the Reform Party!
0:02.0	It's the new Jesse Ventura action figure!
0:05.0	You can make Jesse battle special interest groups!
0:07.5	I know why you're stupid money!
0:09.0	And party politics!
0:10.0	We politicians have powers the average man can't comprehend!
0:13.0	You can also make Jesse lower taxes!
0:15.0	Improve public education!
0:17.0	And fight for the things Minnesotaans really care about!
0:20.0	There's no waste taxpayer money!
0:22.0	Read traffic!
0:23.0	Don't waste your vote on politics as usual!
0:26.0	Don't reform party candidate Jesse Ventura for governor!
0:29.0	TVTL!
0:36.0	You bet I got something to say!
0:38.0	You check it out!
0:39.0	Everywhere I've been going throughout the country,
0:42.0	I've been touring with Fleetwood Mac!
0:44.0	I've been partying with Ariel Speedwagon!
0:46.0	Why have even armed wrestled the Weir Wolf and London Warren Z-Bon?
0:50.0	This show really improves with age!
0:52.0	Why? Because the jokes get better?
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