Episode #2073: Sometimes A Vitamin Is Just A Vitamin
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2016
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Andrew helps Luke cook-up some public radio beef with rival public radio hosts. They also announce the location of next week's St. Paul TBTL meetup. And they discuss a new internet phenomenon that literally almost made Luke vomit last night.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a thousand monkeys working in a thousand titritus. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man. |
| 0:08.0 | Let's see... |
| 0:10.0 | It was the best of times. It was the worst of times! You stupid monkey! |
| 0:16.0 | Oh shit! |
| 0:17.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:23.0 | Pretty much anything to do with cats and the internet works. |
| 0:28.0 | And you can twist it and turn it whichever way the press decides to do. |
| 0:33.0 | Fight! That's the wrong number! |
| 0:37.0 | Self-defense is not some fun boxy match. Okay, it's about escaping with your life. |
| 0:41.0 | What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? |
| 0:43.0 | Chicken? |
| 0:44.0 | I keep loads of it, Danes. And I don't want to make your day anymore. |
| 0:48.0 | Buckle up back there. We're going into hyperactive. |
| 0:51.0 | Well, hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 1:01.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 1:06.0 | I am your host coming to you from Portland, Oregon. |
| 1:10.0 | The Rose City by the Bay, where it is storming, something fierce outside. |
| 1:16.0 | But here inside the upper room of the live wire radio show offices, it's dry, |
| 1:23.0 | and we've got some fascinating imaginary radio we're going to pass along for you. |
| 1:27.0 | This is episode 2073 in a collector series, by the way. |
| 1:32.0 | Coming up on the show, we will finally, after threatening to announce it, |
| 1:36.0 | we'll finally announce where our after-party meet-up in St. Paul will be next week. |
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