Episode 207 - Dick on Premature Celebrations

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2020

⏱️ 141 minutes

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I am confronted for not wearing a mask, Screwy Louie comes in to talk about the virgin contest, MC Jarbo talks about his new album, "Chronicles of a Cuck", Poe's Law, the white trash cycle, deer-kin, fat moms, the mental patients who run the world, how to be a finance, an army of contact tracers, The Fed starts buying ETFs, the THOT Patroler, the new Black Cat, sick health officials, and how to make a non-racist AI; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	You ever have one of those days where you try to remember when the last day was that you didn't drink?
0:06.0	And then you stop because the game isn't fun anymore?
0:09.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	Yeah, yesterday. Oh yeah, day before yesterday, yeah for sure.
0:14.5	Day before, yeah, I didn't drink the day before that, did I?
0:18.0	Yeah, you did.
0:19.0	Ah, okay, this game isn't funny more.
0:20.6	I didn't drink as much the day before that.
0:23.0	Yeah you did that's when you started oh yeah yeah I remember I remember I'm thinking
0:27.2	last week yeah yeah if you can remember one of five.
0:30.0	One of five you're doing okay. One of five?
0:33.0	one of five?
0:34.0	Yeah, one.
0:35.0	One out of five. One out of Friday.
0:37.0	Thursday, Wednesday, Wednesday.
0:40.0	Oh, that Tuesday's a maybe. A strong, a soft maybe. Maybe I don't want to look into
0:50.4	evidence for. Not even a hard maybe. Not even a hard maybe.
0:52.7	Not even a hard maybe.
0:54.4	That's, yeah, that's.
0:55.4	Please let me go.
0:56.6	That's unfortunate.
0:57.8	Yeah.
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