Episode 206 - Dick on Legacy Issues

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2020

⏱️ 210 minutes

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Summary

My drunken, multi-stream meltdown, the New Project 2 Mafia and Sean the Capo, fake white nationalism, returning shopping carts, Screwy Louie has a date, Null calls in to talk kids, legacies, and the burning trash fire I dumped in his lap, Maddox is pretending to be a cowboy for some reason, Chris the Kiwi has a busy weekend, Mersh from Revenge of the Cis talks about strip clubs, and how to keep your wife busy at home; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Live Show. Oh, I forgot about. There's so much shit that happened this week. I honestly can't remember it all.
0:09.0	Really? The mafia, the mafia crew is in the house.
0:12.0	Who's the mafia crew? in the house.
0:12.5	Who's the mafia crew?
0:13.6	The new Project 2 mafia?
0:15.5	Oh, basically I have all the bad guys in my pocket because I control the spice.
0:22.3	I control the finances, Sean I know you know about you too
0:26.6	you as well is are in my pocket yeah sure because I could decide to do a horrible job and mess the show up and that would affect your income.
0:37.0	Yeah, although... Inarguable. What I've just said is inarguable.
0:42.0	Although you messing the show up might result in some people going,
0:47.0	eh, I like it more.
0:48.0	So there you go.
0:50.0	You've just disproved the theory of the mafia.
0:52.8	There we go, go live.
0:56.2	Hey everybody.
0:58.0	Ban all the idiots today in there.
1:01.0	Would you, Eric?
1:02.0	If you didn't hear me Eric ban all the idiots in
1:06.1	there today would you just unwrenched clay take care of them okay that's live. Good good good good good good good.
1:14.5	Do it live! I don't think this... no that's not a stream key all right. You never know
1:19.6	what you can't show. It's a very cutthroat world.
1:24.8	We're a, it's a post fun prank world that we live in.
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