Episode 208 - Dick on Cuck Throat

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2020

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Maddox changes his voice to call Keemstar a Nazi, Digibro transitions to Digi-Nee and it is not a bit, the Libertarian debates, the future fights of sex robots, Ralph and Null have a big fight and then attempt to apologize, the cam wh*re controversy continues, Vito's new Star Wars video is out, Screw Louie is back to Square One in The Virgin Contest, some advice for a busty Israeli with a butter face, taking things too seriously, my nose job, Sean doesn't like Rand Paul, and the real Dick Show four-year anniversary; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
0:04.0	St Jude that famous Jewish charity.
0:07.0	You'll see.
0:10.0	You'll see.
0:11.0	Oh my god.
0:12.0	Sean's in the dark. I don't know why God is so good to me.
0:15.0	You got, that's a shit-eating grin.
0:17.0	If I've seen a lot of shit-eating grins out of dick in my days, that's a shit-eating grin. I don't know why God gives me so much and other men so little.
0:27.6	Well, I don't know why he does this. It's best just to acknowledge it and then go out into the world and have fun. Enjoy. Use his
0:36.6	bounty of gifts. Why God? Why do you do this to me?
0:42.1	Dick is so excited. Why does my cup run us over?
0:45.0	Oh, so much!
0:47.0	And you fuck over other people so badly!
0:51.0	And you give them nothing in the brains department especially?
0:55.0	Well, why do you let them do such stupid things over and over and over and over
1:01.0	and over for your amusement and pocketbook.
1:05.0	Actually we just start?
1:10.0	Well I mean, I guess.
1:11.0	We gotta get right into it.
1:12.0	There's a lot of context, I feel.
1:14.2	There's a lot of context.
1:15.8	Haven't we started?
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