Episode #2065: Two Guys, A Girl, And A Pizza Whatever

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 February 2016

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

TBTL's 2016 Oscar analysis mostly focuses on Andrew's weekend of ripping-up old poetry notebooks. He and Luke also discuss Chris Rock's performance and whether or not the broadcast should still include musical numbers. Plus, Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Leap Day (And Ja Rule), But Were Afraid To Ask.

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0:00.0	Book your eye, pull your hair, you forgot what clothes to wear.
0:03.0	What the hell?
0:04.0	You're not wearing yellow and blue on Leap Day.
0:06.0	So what? Leap Day is not a thing?
0:08.0	Leap Day william, Leap Day william, Christy from the sea.
0:12.0	Will he bring his fucking up sweets for a mom and poppin' me?
0:16.0	What the crap is going on in here?
0:18.0	Why, Leap Day william is visiting.
0:20.0	Leap Day william?
0:22.0	It's lemon. Did you not grow up with Leap Day william?
0:25.0	He lives in the Mariana Trench.
0:27.0	He emerges every four years to trade children's tears for candy.
0:31.0	What? No!
0:33.0	But Whitehaven was founded by the Amish and we really only celebrated their holidays.
0:37.0	After high school I went on Rumspringer.
0:39.0	It was crazy!
0:41.0	Totally snuck into the witches of Eastwick.
0:43.0	But where were you when we did this four years ago?
0:45.0	Certainly not on a Michael's Crafts crafting cruise.
0:47.0	TVTL
0:53.0	I don't know a lot about business,
0:55.0	but he did an internet and now the computers like him and Wall Street is Google.
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