Episode #2066: Oh, Goatly

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Luke once did stand-up comedy in front of a crowd that intimidated the hell out of him. Somehow, his story reminds Andrew of the time he refused to help carry a casket at a funeral. They also discuss a man who crossed the alps like a goat and why dogs are making tennis a whole lot better in Brazil. Plus, Andrew has a new audio toy that is likely to change the face of TBTL forever.

Transcript

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0:00.0	You're drunk. I'm not. You are too.
0:03.6	Prove it.
0:05.3	Name all the states in America in alphabetical order.
0:08.3	Alabama, Alaska, Arizona.
0:10.1	First order. Wyoming, Wisconsin, Australia, and accent.
0:13.8	West Virginia.
0:15.8	In the style of Anthony Hopkins and legends of the fall.
0:17.8	We're trying to remove.
0:20.8	Whistle.
0:21.8	Who?
0:22.8	In the middle case.
0:23.8	TVTL
0:30.0	Coming up, Kanye West claims to hate thin mints.
0:33.1	You can bet we'll get into this further in the next hour.
0:35.8	This is the only thing I care about now.
0:38.8	I don't understand it, bro.
0:41.6	I just want it. People don't like me more.
0:44.0	Damn. Daniel, back at it again with the white vans.
0:47.4	Notice me, Senpai. Notice me.
0:50.4	Ha, ha, ha, ha.
0:51.9	You really are the master of spontaneous witties' own stuff.
1:01.0	Noticing each and every one of you, especially those of you who are back at it with the white vans.
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