Episode #2064: The Coat Hook Paradox

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is suddenly very stressed out about his big move to Seattle. Luke is also stressed out, but for a much more complicated reason. They discuss their anxieties in great detail. Plus, the long-awaited return of Email Frenzy and Music for your Weekend!

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0:00.0	Oh, Dale, I hate to see you in pain like this.
0:06.0	Thank you, Jeff.
0:07.0	Please, call me by my middle name.
0:10.0	Richies.
0:11.0	Also, Jeff.
0:12.0	Jeff, it is.
0:13.0	T-B-T-L!
0:19.0	That sound means it's time to drop.
0:21.0	Dub-bomb!
0:22.0	And yes, folks, I said duh, not the.
0:25.0	Basically, what I'm trying to say is, it's a positive bomb.
0:27.0	When are you two going to learn how to shut up?
0:30.0	You're like Lucy and Ethel without the charm.
0:33.0	God damn it, honeydew!
0:34.0	Jesus, what is Canelo think every time he gets invited to a party?
0:37.0	He can bring along his dumb friend, Honeydew.
0:39.0	You don't get a plus one, Canelo.
0:41.0	Um, maybe try one cooler and faster and louder and better and less insecure and more just cool.
0:57.0	Okay, just taking a moment, thinking about that, internalizing it, and now sending it back out to the listeners.
1:10.0	This is as cool as I can sound.
1:14.0	This is my normal voice.
1:16.0	On a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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