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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2056: Seasonal Basement Disorder

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2016

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke is in Portland with a lot on his mind on the eve of his big LiveWire season opener. He's worried about his outfit, his belly, and his leaking basement back home. He and Andrew discuss these issues. Plus, a new study says Seasonal Affective  Disorder isn't really a thing, and a couple of researchers want to get rid of time zones.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So, Charles, you're now number two in the world.

0:06.3

Your favourite to win Wimbledon, which would make you number one.

0:09.5

How do you do it?

0:10.5

Yeah, well, when I'm playing, I serve the ball and the man opposite me on the other side

0:17.5

of the court, he plays it back to me.

0:20.3

Now then, I try to hit to a place in the court that he's not standing anymore.

0:25.2

And if he manages to reach that and play it back, if it lands short, I run forward.

0:30.2

And then I try and get it to another place in the court that he's not standing anymore.

0:34.3

And sometimes it goes outside of these lines on the side of the court.

0:38.2

And if that happens, the ump, he shouts out.

0:41.4

And that's very bad if that happens to me.

0:44.0

But if it happens to the other player, I really like that.

0:47.0

I understand how the game of tennis is played.

0:49.2

I guess I meant, what's your overall strategy?

0:53.0

Yeah, yeah. Indubitably.

0:56.2

Okay.

1:00.6

GQ Teens as the summer look is Tom Shoes, Ray Bands, Bored Shorts, and a Muscle T.

1:08.2

Was that Joseph Gordon Levitt doppelganger that I saw at the Starbucks on 9th Avenue, not styling?

1:12.4

I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:14.6

I am a male model, not a male prostitute.

1:17.8

You know, I like to tell people, you know, get on board and buckle up because my ride's going to be a big one.

1:23.8

And if you get motion sickness, put your head between your knees.

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