Well, who do we have here?

Carla Tuesday, WDUR, the DUR.

Reverend Richard, is it true that you'll be representing yourself?

Carla, let me tell you a little story.

I was walking on the beach with the Lord,

and there were two sets of footprints in the sand.

And then there were three sets of footprints,

and I said, who's that?

And the Lord said, it's Dale Earnhardt.

He's a big fan of yours.

My client won't be answering any more of your questions.

Stay in school, kids.

T-B-T-L.

At first, he's silly, and then he's magical, and quite wonderful,

and you just don't know how to react, except you're entranced.

So we're going to play a little game called Cursed, or Not Cursed.

You sound like I might be a little bit jealous, babe.

No, and I know a little something about me and jealous,

because people have been jealous of me my entire life.

Well, so you know I support feminism, mostly

by having body image issues.

I have no idea what you just said, but I feel totally transformed.

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