Episode #2054: Shannonball Run
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2016
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew are deep into walkie-talkie culture, as evidenced by today's show. They discuss good nicknames for the open road, bike sharing, scooter stories, Kanye West's apparent turn for the worse, and the amazing story of a internet troll who's targeting a friendly internet dog reviewer. Plus, Music for your Weekend!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, I'm famished. After doing the nasty, I need to have some beans. |
| 0:05.0 | Oh, you want some beans, babe? |
| 0:07.0 | No, no, no, I'm just gonna just sit here and try to figure out what just happened. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, actually you have some constructive criticisms for you. |
| 0:23.0 | You should talk more. |
| 0:25.0 | I like to hear what my man has to say. |
| 0:27.0 | Just get in there. |
| 0:28.0 | With some sexual jibber jabber, it will be welcomed. |
| 0:32.0 | Carol, in all honesty, I think we have different methods because I kind of like to church mouse it. |
| 0:37.0 | Oh, some mouse doing in the church. |
| 0:46.0 | Well, to paraphrase MC Hammer, I would have to say that I am in fact so legit that I shan't be quitting anytime soon. |
| 0:55.0 | That was the fanciest sentence I've ever heard, and I used to watch Frazier. |
| 0:58.0 | If anyone touches my man, Kenny G, I'ma be up in their phase, and I'm gonna start some f***ing. |
| 1:04.0 | Sorry, I know that you don't swear, but like I love to say f***ing. |
| 1:07.0 | Alcohol tastes good. I like it. |
| 1:10.0 | You look like Matlock. |
| 1:12.0 | No, I look like a young Paul Newman dressed as Matlock. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm sorry if we implied you weren't smart. |
| 1:18.0 | Oh, and I'm sorry if we implied you're both asexual nerds, you can only be friends with service animals. |
| 1:25.0 | I can already feel it in my bones. |
| 1:32.0 | This is going to be an unforgettable Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:40.0 | It is political correctness to run a moke. |
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