Episode #2053: Polishing Our Own Squirrel Horns

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew talk shoes, fashion, and other topics that are beyond them, including: How to handle Valentines Day when you hate Valentines Day, the O.J. Simpson trial, Baby Jessica, and why a California congressman was vaping on the floor of the House.

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0:00.0	Do you want to see me?
0:01.0	Yeah, obviously.
0:02.0	Is it serious?
0:06.0	Wow.
0:07.0	Andy, Joe, we're a little scared.
0:09.0	Okay, right there.
0:11.0	Right there is a problem.
0:13.0	There have been reports around the office
0:15.0	that you have been talking baby talk.
0:19.0	Why would people say that?
0:20.0	Well, I have done good authority
0:23.0	that you said the following.
0:25.0	You read that back to me?
0:27.0	Andy, have a boo-boo tummy.
0:29.0	Would you rather me say,
0:32.0	hey guys, my irritable bowel syndrome
0:35.0	is flaring up.
0:36.0	Okay.
0:37.0	Crazy diarrhea happening right now.
0:39.0	Because things can get real adult, real fast.
0:41.0	You are also on record as saying,
0:43.0	widow, ittle, footy, woodies,
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