Episode #2041: I Will Fight You, Moby!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2016
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss the fight between rapper B.O.B., who believes the earth is flat, and scientist Neil Degrasse Tyson, who is not crazy. Plus, Luke examines 7 signs that Andrew might be unlikable. And then there's the humble bragging. Oh, is there a lot of humble bragging in today's show.
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| 0:00.0 | No, babe, stop it. I love our life. I love you. |
| 0:03.0 | Just promise me that if this rap thing doesn't work out in the next... |
| 0:07.0 | In the next month, that you'll get a job. |
| 0:10.0 | Girl, there's one thing that I can guarantee. |
| 0:13.0 | I'll be making so much cream. You'll be thinking Carmen when you think of me. |
| 0:19.0 | There's no ban. It's just me. |
| 0:22.0 | That means all this sounds. |
| 0:24.0 | I can do it, dude. |
| 0:27.0 | Go down. Come on, come on, come on, my body. |
| 0:30.0 | Come on, my body. |
| 0:32.0 | Don't quit your dad jobs. |
| 0:34.0 | TVTL! |
| 0:40.0 | Were you just using a synthesizer? |
| 0:42.0 | Nope. |
| 0:43.0 | So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body? |
| 0:47.0 | Yup. |
| 0:48.0 | I'm the president of rap music, and I need to work with you right away. |
| 0:52.0 | I'm sick of listening to this f***. I'm sick of f***ing the f***. |
| 0:56.0 | You guys can do whatever the f*** you want, but I'll tell you this. |
| 0:59.0 | I don't like it one bit. |
| 1:01.0 | Would you please explain to me why the entire nation has decided to put on shorts? |
| 1:07.0 | I'm just so sick of the shorts. |
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