Now it says here on your resume that from 2010 to 2011 you crushed it but that's

actually an older resume. It should also read that I crushed it from 2013 to

present. So are we to understand that you did not crush it in 2012? There was a

medical situation preventing me from crushing it to my usual standards so

had it take some time off until I was able to crush it at 100% at which point I

resumed crushing it full-time.

Now I recognize you aren't you Thai look well? Yes but until this auditions over I

prefer to be addressed as Buzz McCool. Well it's nice to meet you you know I

remember Banna Check that was a great show. No I wasn't Banna Check that was

George Papard I was Bannigan. Bannigan? No that was Hugh O'Brien I was

Bannigan. Oh right right you had the black secretary. No that was Bannix I had a

sheep dog. Right. You haven't said you're drunk and you're being very

menacing right now. Say good you caught that. That sees it over look. Right-hand

pull always pays off. Magnum should always be to the right of the fifths because

most people are right-handed. My beard is a face fighter. My beard why is my face?

It's not great. It's fantastic. You totally undersold it. The

pageantry the costumes. Wow. Oh they say winter's coming but I don't believe in

what I see it. What a fun terrifying joke.

Five days a week bringing you terrifying fun. We call TBTL. Hey everybody

welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of the program. Podcasts usually help

people with no hope and no future begin when they run out of other options. My

name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Don't give me started. Don't even give me

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