Episode #2040: Leave No Lemon Spice Behind
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2016
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Luke is bacheloring it up while his wife is travelling, and in his case, that means looking at pictures of tents while watching football games. Meanwhile, Andrew is taught a new way to eat sausage. They discuss this and also a tweet that has Andie MacDowell coming under fire and a dog who inadvertently ran a half-marathon.
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| 0:00.0 | I am brave roller coasters love them scaring movies. I've seen ghostbusters like seven times |
| 0:06.1 | I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified |
| 0:09.8 | So yeah, pretty much not afraid of anything |
| 0:17.1 | Here for all youth teachers and teamsters you farmers and charmers |
| 0:22.8 | Whether you're a mom or two broke girls or three men and a baby |
| 0:28.5 | Or a rock and roller, holy roller, push-and-stroller, pro-buller with an abscess muller |
| 0:36.1 | It's fear-mongering clap-trap isolation is techno paranoia. So bogus and dangerous and stupid that it borders on trees |
| 0:45.8 | I'm doing the work on baby stepping. I'm not a slacker. Are you sure this is legal? I don't know. It's fun though, isn't it? |
| 0:52.2 | It sure is everybody and it surely is time to start a Monday afternoon edition of |
| 1:04.5 | TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Things are gonna get hot. They're gonna get funky |
| 1:11.9 | Somebody better open the window |
| 1:14.1 | My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I heard about that thing on the AM radio and |
| 1:19.8 | This is episode |
| 1:22.5 | 240 in a collector series |
| 1:25.4 | Coming to you from Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, perched a top Alabama hill and we've got |
| 1:32.3 | Got a lot of show for you here on this Monday |
| 1:35.6 | We'll see if we can fit all of it in. It's going to be fun. Let the fun begin |
| 1:41.5 | Andy McDowell the actress got on an airplane recently and |
| 1:46.9 | They didn't want to let her fly in first class because |
| 1:50.8 | She had her dog with her and and then she sent a tweet about how she was angry because of that and |
| 1:58.0 | Well, I actually kind of I kind of hear where she was coming from even though she's gotten a huge amount of crap |
| 2:04.5 | On the internet for being entitled |
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