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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2026: Searching for Rankles

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2016

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Luke is on a new diet that involves fake cheese. Meanwhile, Johnny Manziel allegedly assumed a fake identity and disguise so he could party in Las Vegas. Luke and Andrew also have their first drop-battle. And they delve back into Making a Murderer.

Transcript

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What I like to do is first lay down a kind of syncopated beat that isn't so much

0:05.4

about what it is altogether. It's more about the modulation and what it is

0:10.0

once it starts. It's a little bit of a groove more than it is a rock beat. I do a

0:17.2

flamm rest flamm rest flamm rest followed by sort of kind of an intricate

0:26.2

African thing on the low drums so it goes like so the pattern is you ride on

0:31.5

this tom here hopefully you've got the 17 toms and it goes something like this.

0:35.6

First of all you must wear pants for this. Is it too soon after 9-11 to be wearing

0:46.3

pleats? Absolutely not. All right we've been over this enough time has passed. I

0:50.9

just feel it's just respectful sometimes. Well if you don't wear your pleats

0:54.0

beaks then the tear is to win and then where are we? 1975 I won't buy till it

1:00.0

up on stage. Who the fuck are you? I know the grateful death of 1966. Who the

1:06.4

fuck are you? If you're 25 years old and unmarried you're a menace to society.

1:11.3

You're thinking about it more than I thought about it when I did it like I didn't

1:14.9

even think about it because that's just me. Do your mind if I continue I shall

1:19.0

ride with me but let's get gone. I don't know if I said this last time we played

1:28.7

that little bit of introductory tape but I'm willing to put forward the

1:33.0

argument that that is the best intro in the canon of TBTO intro. That is good

1:41.2

stuff because we've got a good show for you so there's a certain

1:45.8

synchronicity to all of that. It's a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTO the show

1:52.0

that just might be too beautiful to live. Ready to laugh and drop please

1:55.8

socks come on. My name is Luke Burbank I am your host. I'm here. I'm available

2:00.8

for you. Let's see coming to you from the Bay City, Bellingham, Washington.

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