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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2025: T = The Rest Of Your Life

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are back with big plans for the new year. Some of them are lofty and life-changing goals. Others involve trying to remember the name of John C. Reilly. Also, Luke is finished watching "Making a Murderer", so he and Andrew swap their theories about the murder case it's based on (spoiler alert.) And, in No Point Conversion, it's a great day to be a Seahawks fan. But a Browns fan? Not. Really.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Maybe we should talk about D to the case, plan our next move, grab a little chow.

0:05.0

No need.

0:06.0

I brought these.

0:08.0

Nutrition bricks.

0:10.0

I have original no flavor and whole wheat no flavor.

0:16.0

Nutrition bricks sound great.

0:19.0

Or we could grab a little street meat,

0:22.0

kind of a classic steak out food, but whatever.

0:26.0

Huh, meat from the street.

0:30.0

Sounds like a fun treat.

0:33.0

I'm a poet and didn't even know I was rhyming those words.

0:37.0

TVTL!

0:43.0

You blew it.

0:45.0

Super hard.

0:46.0

Complete the funerary.

0:48.0

It's hilarious and you deserve it.

0:51.0

I'm sorry.

0:52.0

I failed you both as a scary monster and a friend.

0:55.0

I'm a great guest on your show.

0:57.0

And so far you're a great guest online because your show is tight

1:00.0

and to the point, solid jokes.

1:02.0

My show is a 45 minute f*** around.

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