Episode #2027: Lick The Ticket, Shave The Beard
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2016
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Things get real when Luke describes his solo trip to the movies last night. Andrew admits that he's still chasing the Holden Caulfield dragon at age 39. Plus, Twitter is about to get a lot less Twittery, and a band angers its most ardent fans by reuniting. And the StuBot has a new favorite podcast (and some football analysis.)
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| 0:00.0 | T-B-T-L, the broadcast about lenders, teaching bros to laugh, throwing balls to lock it. |
| 0:12.0 | Tolkien be the Lord, trust brings the ladies, Trabian Tim Linsichom, Tim Burton tells Lola |
| 0:21.6 | Five, ten to be the listeners, two to be your fault to live. |
| 0:27.6 | T-B-T-L, great for you. |
| 0:36.6 | You don't say much, but when you do, it's to the point and I salute you for it. |
| 0:40.4 | So then it hits me. |
| 0:41.4 | You take this thing called the radio and put it on this new thing called the internet. |
| 0:46.4 | It's all the funny parts on it, all the good parts, celebrities, dance and stuff and music. |
| 0:53.4 | It is simply two guys who just wanted to dig a cave. |
| 0:58.4 | And what was the purpose? |
| 0:59.4 | Yeah, what did they want to do with that? |
| 1:01.4 | They just wanted to dig a cave to hang out. |
| 1:03.4 | You're off your meds. |
| 1:04.4 | You're living in a reservation casino and you're hosting your own talk show. |
| 1:08.4 | Hey guys, I just discovered new track too. |
| 1:11.4 | It's called your relationship and I'm high on it. |
| 1:17.4 | Alright, here we go everybody. |
| 1:20.4 | Get ready for a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 1:25.4 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:28.4 | It's cheesy. |
| 1:29.4 | It's delicious and kids go nuts for it. |
| 1:32.4 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. |
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