Episode #2020: Bladder Of Damocles

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2015

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Andrew and Luke return to form with an epic (some might even say "bloated"?) post-Christmas edition of TBTL. Topics include beef bars, electric tea kettles, and why Andrew is afraid of Angie of Angie's List.

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0:00.0	Oh, there it is. You could win 97.1 dollars for the cool weekend ahead.
0:07.0	We have a butt! We have a butt!
0:09.0	Cool weekends in the morning, 97.1 a fell.
0:13.0	Cool weekends in the morning with Weenie and a butt.
0:16.0	WQHG, 97.1! 97.1! 97.1!
0:20.0	Weenie and a butt and welcome back.
0:28.0	TVTL!
0:33.0	The most boring show with a brand new host.
0:36.0	You may hate us, but I'm going to tell you we hate ourselves more.
0:39.0	I want you to kill every goal for round the course.
0:42.0	Check me if I'm wrong standing, but if I kill all the golfers they're going to lock me up to throw away the key.
0:47.0	Green furrowers, get great, get not corn furrowers.
0:50.0	They're looking brown for your rodents.
0:52.0	Heart pounding, mouth dry, stomach spinning.
0:54.0	Now you know how I feel every day of my life serves.
0:57.0	We are still on for this afternoon, right?
0:59.0	Operation Monkey Brain.
1:01.0	One more vampire joke, and I'm gonna walk right back there,
1:04.0	go into my coffin, and I'm not coming out, okay?
1:07.0	I... wait... I need to sign up for an improv class
1:12.0	because I can't think of a damn thing to say right now.
1:17.0	It's so easy, come on.
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