Hey, Tilly. Can Jewish people pull hamstrings? Yes, Alan. Of course they can. You know, this is a

relevant. I don't care that you're a Christian. I'm not a Christian. I'm a

salarian. It's a religious sect out of Fresno. We believe that there was a typo in the Bible and

that Jesus' name is actually J.S.U. 5. Really? What else you believe in? We also believe that it was

written that the Messiah will come when the lions gather around the big bald mountain. We believe in

that and they'll should not commit sarcasm. It's a real good commandment. Thanks, morning.

You like are definitely, you're the real thing that a lot of people say. So do you think if you

weren't, I mean if you were less fake, do you think you would be or you could or you have a

desire to? Let me tell you something. I inhale your second hand smoke by noon. I'm smoking a crack

pipe. You hear me? I know you're not working today but we could really use some Abbey magic. There's

a pub situation in the locker room that is unprecedented. He's wrong with mankind. I ask you. Look,

you know, we're both taking our time out of our days to do this with you. So just have a better attitude.

I don't know how you couldn't have a just absolutely optimistic attitude here on this

Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL. It's a beautiful sunny day here in Bellingham, Washington,

the Bay City. The clouds have parted for once. It is episode 2021 in a collector series. I just

want to hug this show and never let it go. And my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Don't miss

the sausage rest. What are we going to talk about here on this Tuesday edition of the show? Let

the fun begin. Well, yesterday we had dialed up all of these top story ideas. And then we just

ended up talking about how uncomfortable we are with our weight. You got to be kidding me.

Which I know comes as a complete shock to anyone who listens to the show. So we have the same top

story we were going to talk about yesterday. But we're going to really, really try to get to

him today, including CNN anchor Poppy Harlow passing out on live television yesterday. We will

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