Episode #2019: We Have The Meats

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2015

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew hop in a time machine and go back to the time they hopped in a car and drove to Arby's.

Transcript

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0:00.0	What's this?
0:04.0	This is North Pole. No, it's not.
0:07.0	Yes it is. No, it's not. Yes it is. No, it isn't.
0:10.0	Yes it is. No, it isn't. Yes it is. No, it's not. Where's the snow?
0:15.0	Why are you smiling like that? I just like to smile. Smiling is my favorite.
0:20.0	Make work your favorite. That's your favorite, okay? Okay. Work is your new favorite.
0:24.0	Fine. Sign for the announcement. Okay.
0:27.0	Okay people tomorrow morning 10 a.m. Santa's coming to town.
0:32.0	Santa! Oh my god! Santa here? I know him.
0:38.0	I know him. TVTM!
0:46.0	There's a crazy rumor going around that you folks like milk and cookies.
0:50.0	It was the night before Christmas. We're all through the house.
0:54.0	Not a fool was there. Not even a mouse. The little chillans were nested all snug in their beds.
1:02.0	While visions of gold chains danced in their heads.
1:06.0	Ah, fried jelly. That must be Italian.
1:10.0	I think that feels fragile. Santa!
1:13.0	Yeah. You bringing my present early? No.
1:16.0	But I never told you I wanted.
1:18.0	I said I didn't bring it there.
1:20.0	Okay. Good. I want a stuffed elephant. A pink one.
1:25.0	Well, wishing one hand is the other one. See which one fills up first.
1:28.0	You know that little ice rink across from Santa's village?
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