Episode #2011: Revisionist Ewok History
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2015
⏱️ 74 minutes
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TBTL overlord Steve "Dark Side" Nelson joins the show to talk about the Star Wars marathon he arranged for his family. Plus, Luke explains why he has to dress up like a mouse and dance this weekend. And Andrew claims that Luke is a Randian hero when it comes to HR paperwork.
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| 0:00.0 | What are you looking at? Star Wars. A book, what's it called? Star Wars. Yeah, but it's |
| 0:07.4 | the Star Wars annual. What were you saying? Well, I know double hut is a baddie. |
| 0:13.6 | Jabber the hut. Yes, but he actually chose for let it just up as a slave. He actually |
| 0:22.1 | chose a really nice dress because I like the way he put the sort of tiara with the bands, |
| 0:30.7 | these, this, that, her hair, platted. Is that the one you would look for her? I mean, I think she does |
| 0:38.8 | look pretty. She certainly looks attractive, but some people think that, you know, it's a bit, |
| 0:47.3 | do you know what the word demeaning is? No. No, um, that it's a bit embarrassing and not really |
| 0:55.3 | very nice to make a woman dress up like that. But it actually is quite nice, I think, so I don't |
| 1:00.9 | care if people don't think that. But you wouldn't want to be a slave though, right? No, I've just, |
| 1:07.2 | I just, we'd want to escape and just keep on wearing that because it looks really nice. |
| 1:13.4 | So you'll plan if you were in Jabber the hut's palace. I would just be rescued and then I would ask |
| 1:21.1 | them if I could keep this dress up. T-B-T-M! Take these two over to the garage. I want them cleaned |
| 1:31.1 | up for dinner. But I was going into Tashi's station to pick up some power converters. If he holds |
| 1:35.4 | the reality gem, that means he can jump from different realities. This will be our link |
| 1:41.6 | to the Marvel universe, from the Star Wars universe. I know it's going to buy our two in the |
| 1:46.8 | Siney guy. The Siney guy always worries. I think it's going to buy those. Buckle up back there, |
| 1:53.5 | we're going into hyperactive. There it goes, the pyramid. |
| 2:02.6 | All right, let's see, I've got my hair platted. I've got my concealed lightsaber carry permit, |
| 2:10.3 | and I am ready. Ladies and gentlemen, for a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, |
| 2:15.3 | this right here, this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. We'll never find the |
| 2:20.5 | more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Maz Eizli's space podcast is how it's been referred to. |
| 2:29.2 | Let's see, my name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. It is, once again, a show that originates |
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