Hey guys, before we start today's show, I did want to let you know that Luke and I in

the following episode will get into some conversation about Santa Claus.

We talk about Santa Claus the way a couple of 39-year-old fellas talk about Santa Claus,

but that might not be the same way you talk about Santa Claus in your home, so if you're

listening with kids and you're picking up what I'm laying down, you might want to take

that into consideration.

Alright guys, enjoy the show.

If it's, I don't get any point, but it's, I won't be able to love you anymore.

You won't be able to love me anymore, that's it.

I'll only be able to love my mom.

That's it, after all those special times you've had together.

After all those bedtime stories, after all those times I've picked you up and thrown

you in the air, after all those times I've flown you all over the house.

And after all those songs we sung together and all those dances that we danced together,

you won't love me anymore because I'm not going to buy you any my little ponies.

Yeah, only mommy.

Only mommy, you're only going to love mommy.

You're making me sad.

That's why I only like mommy now.

Let's get one thing straight, I'm the funny guy around here.

All you're doing is smoking pot in the forest and a flannel shirt and a hipster beard,

like a fat Bonnie bear, the f**k Jack Johnson of Wisconsin.

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