Episode #2012: A Mutually Responsible Sarcastic Event

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2015

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins the show from an almost-empty parking garage, where we assume he is half-dressed like a fat mouse. He and Andrew discuss Luke's plan to dance in a Nutcracker production tonight. Other topics include "Hug a Gary Day", why Luke wants to be a raven (it's not the answer you think it is), and how one TBTL contributor's wife avoided an unfortunate stigma related to Vince Neil and Barry Manilow.

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0:00.0	I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl.
0:04.0	Girl named Megan.
0:06.0	Girl named Megan that didn't have a very good time in high school.
0:09.0	I'm referring to myself when I say Megan.
0:12.0	It's me, Megan.
0:14.0	I know you look at me now and think,
0:16.0	boy, she must have breathed through high school.
0:18.0	Not the case, Annie.
0:20.0	Okay? They used to try to blow me up.
0:22.0	That through firecrackers at my head.
0:24.0	Firecrackers.
0:25.0	I mean, literally.
0:26.0	I'm not saying that figuratively.
0:28.0	I got firecrackers thrown at my head.
0:30.0	They called me a freak.
0:32.0	You know what I did? I pulled myself up.
0:34.0	I studied really hard. I read every book in the library.
0:37.0	And now I work for the government.
0:39.0	I have the highest possible security clearance.
0:41.0	Don't repeat that.
0:42.0	I can't protect you.
0:44.0	I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes.
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