What do you got any words of wisdom? What about for all the other kids trying to

learn how to ride their bike? Can you say anything to them?

Everybody, I know you can believe in yourself. If you believe in yourself you

will know how to ride a bike. If you don't, you just keep practicing. You will get

to hang over and I know it. If you keep practicing, you will get to hang over it. Again, you

can get better and better at it. If you get it, if you do it. Give me some thumbs up.

Sons of everybody for walking wall!

T-B-T-E-L It's a P-A-R-T-Y because I said so!

Alright, let's do an honest sound check. Test test, 1-2. I disappointed my parents, 2-2.

Testing, 1-2 bad career choice, 1-2, 1-2. Anyone have a couch, I can sleep on 2-2.

1-2 dream spading test, test, 1-2. I think we're good. Despite the fact that

you're a little girlfriend, give me the stink-eye in our class yesterday.

It's true, it's not my girlfriend, alright? And I doubt that she gave me the stink-eye

that's just the way her face looks, you know? That's just her face.

I'm playing Hitler, but he's a young Hitler and he's got a rock and body. It's called

Hotler. It's too early to get a drink. No! Never too early for a well-made organic

bloody marry. You get your vitamins from the tomato juice and the celery gives you your

fiber. And the vodka helps you with your mood first

day in the morning, which is healthy. I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel happy of myself.

Well I do too, what are the chances? Mostly because here we are folks at a Friday afternoon

edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke

Burbank. I'm your host, coming to you today from Portland, Oregon, the Bay City. It's

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