I'm looking for a trendy girl with a simple smile, I don't know what I'm not looking for is

some big

overgrown monster that's always thinking about food and and I do consider myself a refined

valley dude. I'm looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess? Who is the goddess?

The goddess is the woman, is a woman, is any woman, is all women, and my 25 year subscriber to both

playboy and a New Yorker magazine? I'm one of my favorite foods is pizza. I like to wear

bright socks and I'm an avid Cleveland Browns fan. Life is a playground and I want somebody to play

with. And I hope that if you like what I'm trying to say or you'd like no more about me,

to please write T-B-T-N!

They and we're rolling, yes we are, yes we are. Hi my name is Mike and if you're sitting

there watching this tape smoking your cigarette, well hit the fast forward button because I don't

smoke and I don't like people who do smoke. What are you saying? I can't have your product because

I don't have the right number of money. This is how I use Paynau in the sentence, okay? You say

and of course my sidekickang and of course my sidekickang. Paynau! That's a sentence. You got

an orange peanut? Yeah, an orange peanut. For me? That's right. Wow an orange peanut will accept you.

Who knew the key to acceptance was so simple and yet so orange. We accept all of you the

tens of listeners out there and we welcome you into this Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host,

coming to you as always from Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. Although today we had to call

an audible, I'm actually over at our friend's house standing in her well-appointed but somewhat echoey

dining room, living room area because we've had electrical work going on over at Burbank

Springs and the guy had to keep turning on and off all of the power which meant the internet was

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