Scientists in Brazil have discovered a new species of spider

and named it after a Lord of the Rings character, Smeagle.

They say they named it Smeagle

because it's scary looking and lives in caves.

I got two problems with this, okay?

One, Smeagle wasn't a scary creature

that lived in a cave.

Smeagle was a kind and friendly hobbit like creature

who lived in the banks of Anduin, the great river,

and enjoys spending time with his friends and his family.

One day, he was out fishing with his cousin, Deagle,

when Deagle was dragged into the water

with it by a great fish on his line,

and at the bottom of the river, he found the ring right there.

He took it out of the river.

And when he opened his hand, the dark power

of the one true ring seized Smeagle's heart,

causing him to kill his own cousin and take the ring,

then Smeagle hid from his guilt

and the yellow face of the sun

by retreating into a cave

where his shame and his fear turned him

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