You smart. You very smart. You were genius. I appreciate you. You loyal. Them doors that

was closed, I ripped the doors off and took the hinges off. And when I took the

hinges off, I put the hinges in the **** boy's hands. Yeah, in the **** boy hands. You

could put the hinges on the hands too. Put this money in your savings account. Buy your

mama a house. TVTL. Please understand that nothing personal is intended here against anybody.

I don't hate these artists. I'm trying to say that God hates them. And I'm certainly not

trying to get you to hate them. I'll tell you another thing. Once you step inside this circle,

I'll tell you another thing. Once you step inside this circle, I'll tell you another thing.

Once you step inside this circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees

with a 40% chance of rain always. You're a little touched aren't you? All right, you guys

like impressions? Here's that guy Bob from Bob's Burgers. Hi, I'm Bob from Bob's Burgers.

How about that show Archer? You watch that show Archer? Here's that guy Archer. Hi, I'm Archer

from that show Archer. Now what if those guys met? Hey Archer, it's Bob. Hey Bob, it's Archer.

I have more stories like that I can tell you too.

We're going to tell you some stories everybody because while it's story time also known as a Wednesday afternoon

edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. You know what,

this is the part of the show where I like to plug in this little doohickey and then play

audio drops like this. This party is going to be off of the hook. See, I was so busy before

the show eating this Jimmy John's pickle. Well, forgot we have listeners that hate it when

I eat on the earth. I'm sorry to those listeners. I'm also sorry that sometimes I eat food

from Jimmy John's because the guy, I don't know if his name is Jimmy or John or Jimmy John

one word. He seems like a repellent human being but man those sandwiches are tasty. Anyway,

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