Episode #2001: Filibuster Like Nobody Is Watching
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2015
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew reflect back on the live 2000th episode they recorded over the weekend. Plus, they set up an email account for everyone -- including you -- to use for their junk email. And, after one of the most humiliating losses in Browns history (think about that for a second), they present the latest installment of No Point Conversion.
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| 0:00.0 | Were you listening to the dude's story Donnie? |
| 0:02.5 | Were you listening to the dude's story? I was calling so you have no frame of reference here Donnie |
| 0:07.7 | You're like a child the wanders into the middle of a movie. What's it up Walter? What's the point? |
| 0:12.4 | There's no reason here's my point dude. There's no reason why these yeah, Walter. What's your point? Huh Walter? |
| 0:18.0 | What is the point look? We all know who is it fault here? What the fuck are you talking about? Huh? No, what the fuck you I'm not |
| 0:27.1 | We're talking about unchecked aggression here. What the fuck is he talking about? My rug. Forget it Donnie |
| 0:32.5 | You're out of your element Walter the Chinaman who peed on my rug. I can't go give him a bill the |
| 0:38.0 | Chinaman is not the issue here dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand dude across this line |
| 0:44.1 | You do not also dude. Chinaman is not the preferred no enclosure Asian-American, please |
| 0:56.2 | Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, tomorrow I'm gonna get you a venti which is |
| 1:00.8 | Two sizes bigger than this one |
| 1:03.8 | Twice as generous |
| 1:06.7 | Well the next day I'll get you a |
| 1:08.7 | Guarante |
| 1:10.4 | Oh, look it. Yeah, it's a 40 ounce. Then the next day I'll get you a siento |
| 1:15.3 | You can get here on Friday. I'll have picked you up on Googleplex here. Oh good |
| 1:20.5 | Because on next Monday, I'm gonna buy you an |
| 1:23.9 | Infantity a damn listen up ladies. I got it. It is very hard not to get seduced by these two and yeah |
| 1:30.3 | I'm gonna say it these two super good-looking super hot guys let the filibuster ring begin |
| 1:42.4 | Oh, yes |
| 1:44.1 | We're gonna fill a buster like nobody's watching |
| 1:47.6 | It's gonna be mr. Burbank goes to Bellingham, Washington |
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