Episode 2 - Studs and Blood
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2019
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Episode 2
Studs and Blood
PLANET - 512897-Ꝙ
Burn Market the 23rd Earl of Armica requests a planet dedicated to the production of Holovision programming with suggestive names included for landmarks.
Consultant Recommendation; Category 4 sized planet. Divided into rectangles for each production. Suited to blood sports and dramatic productions. Wild climate variation to provide jeopardy. Suggestive names included in a brown paper bag.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Felix Murley-Anderson for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: aetherglow, Steven Newman, Shanti Pillai, Tom Harding, Fancy George Jones, Miranda Baldwin, Annie Stevens, Jonah Levin, Alice Ebenhoe and Hugh Collins
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
Featured SFX:
Simon.rue and Previously credited artists via freesound.org
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Executive Producer Alex here. |
| 0:02.7 | I'd just like to take a moment to thank some of our patrons. |
| 0:06.0 | Ether glow, Stephen Newman, Shanty Pillay, Tom Harding, Fancy George Jones, Miranda Baldwin, Annie Stevens, Jonah Levin, Alice Ebenho, Hugh Collins. |
| 0:20.0 | Thank you all. We really appreciate your support. If you'd like to join them go to |
| 0:25.3 | www dot patreon.com forward slash rusty quill and take a look at our rewards. |
| 0:31.0 | Special thanks to Felix Merley Anderson for today's submission. |
| 0:34.8 | May collapsing stars crush your enemies in their gravity wells. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Right, so I think it's been about 23 hours now, still in the dark. |
| 1:41.2 | Just the dark. Just the window. |
| 1:45.0 | The void. |
| 1:48.0 | Who in- |
| 1:49.0 | What's name are you? |
| 1:50.0 | David Seven? |
| 1:51.0 | David Seven? |
| 1:52.0 | Yes. David Seven? Yes. Yes. Yes. |
| 1:54.3 | Yes. Yes. We were yesterday. Yes. Hello. How are you? |
| 1:56.9 | I've been in a small dark room for 23 hours. |
| 1:59.5 | I deal. That's your job. No. My job is helping you and where were you I was out I was out with my |
| 2:06.1 | friends we went to the cosmic lounge the little but a little shift beeper went the what now the shift beeper went like six hours ago. |
| 2:13.0 | Oh, the NAG box on the wall of rules. |
| 2:17.0 | Yes, right next to... |
| 2:19.0 | We don't pay attention to that, David. |
| 2:21.0 | It's just, it's just judgmental. It's a judgmental box. But it now says we only have 20 |
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