Episode 1 - Troughs and Goo
Stellar Firma
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🗓️ 15 February 2019
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Episode 1
Troughs and Goo
PLANET - 512896-A
Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young.
Consultant Recommendation:
Trough shaped world.
Seas: Boiling.
Entrance via cushioned chute.
Egress via teen spaceport.
Ceremonial daggers provided for all.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Bec Savage for this episode's Planet Brief Submission.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Edward Von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
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| 0:00.0 | Special thanks to Beck Savage for today's submission. |
| 0:02.5 | May your gases be sweet smelling and breathable to humans. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, In the year 2-60, the earth died and the light of humanity went out. But then someone found a light switch. |
| 1:10.0 | Stellar Firm limited offered humankind a new way forward aboard their specialist |
| 1:14.7 | fabrication vessels. |
| 1:16.6 | There was no more luxurious or available way to escape the coming catastrophe. |
| 1:21.7 | When presented with our new forward-thinking proposition, the former |
| 1:24.4 | populace of Earth almost unanimously volunteered themselves and their genetic legacies |
| 1:29.1 | to be permanent citizen employees of Stella Fermer Limited. |
| 1:33.0 | But wait, there's more. |
| 1:35.2 | When Stella Fermer Limited encountered the Intergalactic Business Community, |
| 1:39.2 | we were able to pivot our modus operandi |
| 1:41.3 | and offer our high-grade environmental fabrication technology to the galaxy's most desirable entities. |
| 1:47.0 | Fast forward 900 years and we are still here and doing what we do best, making your dreams come true. |
| 1:54.0 | Stella Ferma Limited. |
| 1:57.0 | With us, you're on firm ground. You're going to be here. Oh, oh I'm on the floor. |
| 2:14.0 | An I put. Oh, oh, oh, oh, dear. Oh, I'm on the floor and I expect to be covered in go. |
| 2:27.0 | Good birth to you and welcome to your new life as an employee assist of Stella Fermann limited. |
| 2:34.8 | You are very important to us and we know you have a bright future ahead of you. |
| 2:41.2 | Your name is David Severn and you have been assigned to assist in the |
| 2:45.4 | Design consultation department. You have been assigned to consultant... |
| 2:50.3 | You take your questions and shove them up you up. |
| 2:53.0 | And I'm sure you will get on statistical abnormality with them. |
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