Episode 3 - Gods and Trousers
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Episode 3
Gods and Trousers
PLANET - 512898-Ꜿ
Mitsy Van Schuten – 4th wife to the President of the Mars Concordant requests a planet dedicated to cute animals with particular focus on the fauna of old earth.
Consultant Recommendation; Stock biome variation display planet. Planet in synchronous rotation with star to create dark side and light side. Light side: living animals to be hunted with provided weaponry. Dark side: dead animals to be resurrected with provided weaponry. Clients to be as gods.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Violence to Animals
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
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David 7: Ben Meredith
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Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Executive Producer Alex here. |
| 0:02.8 | I'd just like to take a moment to thank some of our patrons. |
| 0:06.1 | Meel a bit. |
| 0:07.5 | Devon Goodman, The Tempered Steel of Loss, Chase Curtin, Andy Plain, Summer Brown, Car Park Grackle, Jonathan Scow |
| 0:17.2 | Ronack, Erin, Harrison Minix. Thank you all. We really appreciate your support. If you'd like to join them, go to |
| 0:25.7 | W.w |
| 0:26.4 | www. Patreon.com forward slash rusty quill and take a look at our rewards. |
| 0:31.2 | Special thanks to Wren Griffin Harrigan for today's submission. |
| 0:34.8 | May time dilation shuffle your lives into new and interesting orders. Rusty Quill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Oh. There's only 21 minutes left. |
| 1:37.0 | That blinking light is blinking away and that's the blink of my demise. |
| 1:46.0 | Oh Traxel, you're here, right, we need to get to work. |
| 1:51.0 | We only got 20 minutes left. |
| 1:52.0 | Oh, David, you're so trill. Yes. David, you're so shrill. |
| 1:54.0 | Oh, you're so shrill, you're like a bell that's also an idiot. |
| 1:57.0 | Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, it's time for work. |
| 1:58.0 | Please, please, David, I've got a very tender head right now. |
| 2:02.0 | Actually, ding, ding, ding, ding, 7 and a half hours ago. I've got a very tender head right now. |
| 2:02.8 | Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding, seven and a half hours ago was time for work, but you're here now, |
| 2:06.6 | so we're going to have to get on with it. |
| 2:08.0 | Could you turn the light on please? |
| 2:09.2 | David, the light is too bright. |
| 2:10.6 | Can we not work in the dark? |
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