Morgan Freeman was born in 1937. He narrated his own birth, saying, leaving the

warm comfort of his mother's womb, I Morgan Freeman and to the world. Soon I

will make my first poop, one of many in the life of Morgan Freeman. The first

time that Morgan Freeman saw himself crying in the mirror, he became old, and he

remained that way his whole life. If you're having a rough day, think about Morgan

Freeman, because he's certainly thinking about you.

Listen, I've got to give a clue here now. I don't want any more bullshit any

time during the day. From anyone, that includes me. This is going to be very

hot, going to be very uncomfortable for everybody. Want anybody yelling? We get

anybody yelling around here any more today, and then the shit is going to hit

the fan. I'm the vice president of the United States. You stupid little

f******. That door should be half its height, so that people can only approach me in my

office on their f****** needs. I don't know what their male or female

apparatus is like, but you know it's got to be working in some way, because a little

hobby is coming from birth. Can't tell the boys from the girls, which must make it exciting

for them. You know, it's just fine to have with that apparatus as a killer boy.

I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon. I'll try that again. A man can we just go back

to the very start of that? Thank you for the enthusiasm. Can I go wolf whistle or something?

Hold your wolf whistles. Hey everybody. Happy Friday. Welcome to this

year edition of TBTL, the show that is team bonding, team learning. At least that's

what TBTL stands for. According to this Google News Alert I got last night. You're

probably not surprised to hear that I have Google News Alert set for TBTL in case we

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