Episode #1997: I've Been Eating This Dumpling For Five Years

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2015

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew examine all their ugly insecurities after run-ins with a rude flight attendant and a slow cashier. Plus, how McDonald's is trying to improve its drive through windows. And No Point Conversion returns with a recap of yesterday's Seahawks triumph.

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0:00.0	So, this test will determine whether you have the right personality profile to be a police officer.
0:05.0	Just to make sure the machine is working, is your name Andy?
0:09.0	I don't know how to answer that.
0:11.0	Simple yes or no?
0:13.0	Well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew, I think.
0:17.0	So, no?
0:20.0	Wait.
0:22.0	Yes.
0:23.0	Let's move on.
0:24.0	Scenario.
0:25.0	You can pull a car over for speeding.
0:27.0	You find out that it's your father.
0:28.0	How do you handle the situation?
0:30.0	Well, first, I would be like...
0:33.0	Dad?
0:34.0	You're alive?
0:36.0	T-B-T-N!
0:41.0	Don't trust big banks or small banks.
0:43.0	Banks or Ponzi schemes run by morons.
0:46.0	But whatever happened to...
0:47.0	Hey, I have some apples.
0:48.0	Would you like to buy them?
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