And I sat down at the desk looked at right in the eye and I said just call me bald

municipal I just come up with it I just think of it and I'm like ah it's that funny

yes it is and then I just say you could get that offshore account shaken and not

just like his martinis

really seriously you're not asking me about hostess Twinkies are you you think

you get behind this microphone having me talk about Twinkies this is a setup

man I know it you people are the worst this is a setup I am not answering

questions are Twinkies just cause I'm young doesn't mean that I don't have

intense womanly feelings I've been taking these huggies and uh whatever

cash you got son you've got a panty on your head I'm gonna get wasted

tonight I'm gonna drink Heineken's and Yegobarm's more

night Yegobarm's Yegobarm's Yegobarm's Yegobarm's

this is sexier than the toothbrush

all right you take one washer galvanized a metal and it's got neoprene sleeve

underneath it and you put it at the end of the screw and you just squeeze it

like so and then you just throw it into the little box one and then you take

another one and yet press the screw through the washer and then you throw it

in the box two only 498 more to go well this is a good way to pass the time

while I record this here number three by the way 497 while I record a Wednesday

afternoon edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live

hey there folks how's it going shame on everybody involved look I I got a lot

going on in my life okay and sometimes I have to multitask and this is one of

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