Episode #1985: Rhizomes Are Zexy

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2015

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew learn that they are "the atonal jazz of podcasting." They discuss Luke's encounters with disgruntled bamboo distributors, Serena Williams' self-proclaimed super heroism, and whether The Godfather is overrated.

Special thanks to Carmen Marshall and Kevin Wilson for supporting today's show!

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0:00.0	Well, I invested my savings in the little bottle of epicac.
0:04.6	It's the stuff that makes you barf.
0:06.2	Yeah, it makes you barf, dude, because nothing makes me barf.
0:08.6	It's weird. I've got a stomach of steel.
0:10.2	Adam, scientists developed that.
0:12.6	It would make you vomit.
0:14.2	Because scientists made this.
0:15.6	Yeah. Who believes in scientists, dude?
0:17.6	I'm going to give this little testarue.
0:19.6	Hmm.
0:21.6	That's weird. Definitely don't feel like barfing right now.
0:24.6	No, wait.
0:25.6	No, I'm barfing.
0:26.6	I'm barfing right now.
0:28.0	I'm not barfing.
0:29.0	Okay.
0:30.0	Wait, I'm barfing.
0:31.0	I'm barfing.
0:32.0	Those scientists better check their hypotenuse, dude.
0:34.0	T-B-T-L.
0:40.0	If you ever need somebody to talk to, you don't want to talk to your dad.
0:43.0	You can always come talk to me.
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