Awesome party. Good turns, good brew, good buddies. I feel great, man. I feel great!

I don't know, man. I hate my father, I hate my life, but I feel great, man.

You guys are great. I'm gonna go pick a fight.

T-B-T-L!

Where am I?

The bits of despair. Don't even think...

Don't even think about trying to escape.

You are a factory of sadness!

Oh, okay, who else? So you want to do it the hard way, huh?

First, I want you to turn and look at each other.

Oh, no, that's nice. Just stare deeply into each other's eyes.

Yeah. Good, now say the first thing that pops into your brain.

I don't want to touch sandpaper. I like the whiz. It's party time, chumps.

Well, I was the first word that came into my mind, Targis.

I've been listening to too many of these here audio drops who like to play on this imaginary radio show.

Which, by the way, arrives at a Tuesday afternoon edition.

This is episode 1,983 in a collector's series.

It's a kind of match.

Of the show known as T-B-T-L. Hey folks, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

You gotta be kidding me.

And coming to you, as always, from Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City,

we have a lot to get to on this Tuesday.

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