Episode #1982: Psalt To Taste

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2015

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, Luke reviews a 27-year old movie that everyone loves, and Andrew reads a series of the most unfunny tweets anyone's ever tweetered. Plus, what do World Series fireworks have to do with breast cancer awareness? Plenty, apparently. And we talk some Seahawks and Browns in this week's No Point Conversion.

Special thanks to Stephen Koranda and Claire E. and George McFall for supporting today's show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Obviously, your kid needs a male role model.
0:03.0	Because I'll be honest with you, he's soft.
0:05.0	We can't stop.
0:06.0	Because he's your son.
0:07.0	No, you spent all your time reading books
0:11.0	and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something.
0:14.0	They do. Do you know how to read?
0:16.0	I get by.
0:17.0	All right. What do you know?
0:18.0	You know what?
0:19.0	Red means stop. Great. Green means go. Good.
0:22.0	Yellow's the other one.
0:23.0	T-B-T-L.
0:25.0	I don't know who you are.
0:29.0	I don't know what you want.
0:31.0	But I have a very particular lack of skills.
0:34.0	I will never be able to find you.
0:36.0	But what I do have is two dollars and a cashier wristwatch.
0:40.0	You can have one of them.
0:41.0	We have a saying that laughter is the best medicine.
0:44.0	So I'm kind of like a doctor here.
0:47.0	We're dressing monkeys up as people and monkeys up there with people as toys.
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