Episode #1979: Coins Rule Everything Around Me

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2015

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the TBTL Morning Zoo! Luke has an early flight he has to catch, and Andrew is worried he's not allowing enough time to get to the airport. Plus, Andrew has a new favorite magician after another visit to The Magic Castle. And a man in Louisiana has been collecting pennies for almost half a century, but it doesn't seem to be paying off.

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0:00.0	This is the DJ 3000. It plays CDs automatically, and it has three distinct varieties of a name chatter.
0:07.0	Hey, hey, how about that weather out there?
0:10.0	Whoa! That was the caller from Hell.
0:13.0	Well, hot dog! We have a weiner!
0:16.0	Yeah, that thing's great!
0:18.0	Don't praise the machine!
0:20.0	Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again!
0:23.0	What a bunch of clowns!
0:25.0	How's he keep up with the news like that?
0:28.0	TVTL!
0:33.0	Hey, caller!
0:34.0	You sound pretty sexy.
0:35.0	Give me the measures.
0:38.0	You're on the air. What do you want to get rid of this morning?
0:40.0	Yes, I'd like to blow up my mother.
0:42.0	I would love to blow up my experience.
0:43.0	Yeah, I'd like to blow something up.
0:45.0	I'd like to blow up an unimaginable radio personality.
0:48.0	All right, what survey says?
0:50.0	We like it!
0:52.0	All right, boneheads.
0:54.0	You're back with the Z-man.
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