Episode #1978: Who Pushed The Fish?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2015

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Luke is increasingly worried that he might wet the bed at some point. Andrew is worried for him, too. They discuss that, along with hot topics of the day, including Big Mouth Billy Bass, Cypress Hill's second album, and the $7.58 Luke accidentally scammed out of a hardware store this morning.

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0:00.9	I'm gonna cut to the chase.
0:01.9	Please do.
0:02.8	I'm an athlete, but I'm also a businessman.
0:06.4	You've got a classy joint here.
0:07.8	Yeah.
0:09.3	And you're trying to lure customers in
0:12.1	with caveman spending a sign around.
0:15.0	It's actually, it's technically a rangatang.
0:17.2	Well, it just seems to me an establishment such as this
0:19.5	could go for an overhaul in the advertising spokesman game.
0:22.8	I'm talking about a real celebrity.
0:24.2	Not some sign-spinning monkey.
0:27.5	I'm like me, in the store, live, uncut, in person,
0:31.8	bringing in the customers, loob in the deals, holy s**t.
0:37.0	This must be my s**t and lucky day.
0:39.6	First off, Kenny Powers walks into my showroom,
0:42.8	and then he says he wants to do personal appearance.
0:45.1	It's goddamn amazing.
0:46.4	Woo!
0:47.4	Yeah.
0:48.7	Yeah, I got a lot of star power.
0:50.6	And I think it would make this night a grand success.
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