I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.

The first day seemed like a week, and the second day seemed like five days, and the third day seemed like a week again.

And the fourth day seemed like eight days, but the fifth day you went to see your mother, and that seemed just like a day.

And then you came back, and later on the sixth day and the evening when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days.

So in the evening it seemed like two days, spilling over into the next day, and that started seeming like four days.

So at the end of the sixth day, on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days.

And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.

I haven't written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Let me take off my assistant skirt, and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince of Tides, as masking therapist pantsuit.

I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to go.

That's a Donnie Brook. That's a total Donnie Brook. A Donnie Brook. You know what a Donnie Brook is. It's a Donnie Brook.

Do not put that on the imaginary radio show.

Are you sure this is legal? I don't know. It's fun though, dude.

Oh man, it sure is, ladies and gentlemen, because it's a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Hi, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, coming to you as per you from Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

This right here is episode 1,977 in a collector series.

Apologies if I sound a little odd.

I don't know, a little off here at the top of the show. I've had a nice morning, enjoying this October day.

And everything seemed to be going fine. I had my traditional grocery store salad and then just a few minutes before the opening music of the show started playing.

I started to feel a little bit nauseous or nauseated, still unclear on the difference between those or when one is supposed to use one and not the other.

But I felt like I could maybe possibly upchuck. It seems to be passing.

The good news, I guess, is that if I'm going to lose my lunch, might as well be while the room I'm in still doesn't have any floors or walls or paint on the walls.

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