Episode #1954: We Got To Call The Aquarium Or Something
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2015
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew react to the TBTL firestorm that erupted after yesterday's God talk. Plus, the best audio of a couple of fisherman you will ever hear. And why Andrew needs to shut his mouth at baseball games.
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| 0:00.0 | I don't know what this is but Jay says it's a big sea turtle look baby it's a |
| 0:07.9 | baby in wheel man holy shit we are witnessing a baby in wheel right here dude holy |
| 0:15.3 | shit that thing is big Jay what is that thing it looks hurt that thing looks |
| 0:21.8 | hurt Jay that thing is hurt bro holy shit look at this |
| 0:28.2 | fucking thing oh my god what the fuck is that bro Jay what the |
| 0:35.4 | fuck is that we're seeing some shit we ain't never seen before kid oh my |
| 0:41.8 | god that thing looks dead man we're gonna call the aquarium or something dude you |
| 0:47.9 | want to try to pull it in let's hook it oh man that thing's just dead what |
| 0:58.0 | the hell is it TVTL dude you get the best barrels ever dude just like you pull |
| 1:08.4 | in you just get spit right out of them you just drop in and just smack the lip |
| 1:13.7 | whole back drop down say bye this is the place to get something so different so |
| 1:20.6 | beautiful the quality that science these are facts you know something that was |
| 1:27.1 | pretty funny you should think about being a comedian somebody called Jay |
| 1:36.4 | because I don't know what this is either but he seems to have all the answers I |
| 1:40.4 | know this much we're looking straight down the barrel at a Wednesday afternoon |
| 1:45.3 | edition of TVTL okay this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:50.9 | it's episode 1,954 in a collector's series my name is Luke Burbank I'm your |
| 1:59.3 | host coming to you from Bellingham Washington the Bay City and we have well |
| 2:08.0 | I'll tell you this this show this show really it's sort of it it put |
| 2:16.6 | itself together last night when I received many many angry emails from the |
| 2:22.9 | listeners over Tuesday's show Wednesday show was created largely out of the |
| 2:28.4 | anger surrounding Tuesday show so we're gonna get to people responding to my |
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