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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1955: Turn Down For Whatcom

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2015

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss their 1990s adolescent crushes (hello, there, Ms. Nancy Travis!) and why Andrew's fear of cheese is justified. Also, the man who brought bagels to the masses died recently, and he was more controversial than you might think. Plus, Luke discusses proper nicknames for his new city.

Special thanks to Patricia Middleton and Carrie Powell for supporting today's installment of TBTL!

Transcript

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0:00.0

We have a witness go on record saying that they saw you in the White House

0:04.8

parking lot with Mr. Egan, Ms. Prokheimer, and Senator Pierce.

0:09.5

That's correct. I ran into them by chance because I was merely getting

0:17.8

something from my car. Where were you getting? I was getting some medicine.

0:24.3

What kind of medicine? It's knee medicine. Knee medicine. Yeah knee medicine. I

0:33.9

have problems with my left knee. It hurts when I crouch. What was the name of the

0:39.1

medicine? I want to say it's called crouch cream, but that's not right. It's a

0:49.2

white tube with a red label. I'm sure an intern could research. It has a silhouette

0:55.3

of a horse on it, and I don't know why the horse is on there. I guess horse is

0:59.3

probably of good knees, so, but I think it's called kneezy, kneezy cream. I don't

1:09.3

think that's it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, ladies gather around ready for a show. I'm a

1:21.5

baby bubble. Yeah, you want some of this. I know you do. As the host of a late

1:26.6

night show, I have to give the people what they want, and there is nothing that

1:30.5

people want more than not Hitler. That is obviously what it's clear that our

1:38.6

view is we don't support that view. That's not correct. This is compelling

1:45.9

radio. All right, hello, testing. Hi, is this thing on? How's it going everybody?

1:55.4

Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL. The show that just might be

2:01.8

too beautiful to live. Let me get a little sip of my own broadcast quality diet

2:08.1

Coca-Cola here at the top of the show just to slake my thirst and get me ready for

2:14.6

this episode 1,955 in a collector's series. This here, this is the show that

2:21.1

just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host coming

2:24.8

to you from Chicago, Illinois. Mir steps from Lake Michigan from the Swiss

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