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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1953: Punxsutawney Double Chin

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2015

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke finds it odd that noted fabricator Brian Williams gets another shot at journalism today, while a comedian who lied about 9/11 is losing sponsorships. Plus, Producer Andrew lays some crazy fresh Bob Seger jams beneath conversations about the pope and monkey photographers.

Special thanks to Patricia Middleton and Carrie Powell for their TBTL support!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now I says here on your resume that from 2010 to 2011 you crushed it, but that's actually

0:07.2

an older resume.

0:08.2

It should also read that I crushed it from 2013 to present.

0:12.4

So are we to understand that you did not crush it in 2012?

0:16.0

There was a medical situation preventing me from crushing it to my usual standards.

0:19.8

So had it take some time off until I was able to crush it at 100% at which point I resumed

0:25.6

crushing it full time.

0:27.4

You know I recognize you, aren't you Thai look well?

0:34.6

Yes, but until this audition is over I prefer to be addressed as Buzz McCool.

0:40.2

Well it's nice to meet you, you know I remember Banachek, that was a great show.

0:43.8

No I wasn't Banachek, that was George Papard, I was Vanneken.

0:47.2

Vanneken?

0:48.2

No that was Hugh O'Brien, I was Vanneken.

0:50.6

Oh right right, you had the black secretary.

0:52.6

No that was Vannex, I had a sheep dog.

0:55.6

Right.

0:56.6

For heaven's sake you're drunk and you're being very menacing right now.

1:01.0

Say good you caught that, that sees it over look.

1:04.6

Right hand pull always pays off.

1:07.1

Magnum should always be to the right of the fifths because most people are right handed.

1:12.1

Because my beard is a face fighter, my beard what it's my face.

1:18.5

It's not great, it's fantastic.

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